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i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

(via pizza)

"Young writers should read books past bedtime and write things down in notebooks when they are supposed to be doing something else."

— Lemony Snicket  (via perfect)

(Source: lemonysnicketblog, via perfect)


"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via orgasm)


say something im giving up on school

(via cumfort)