What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
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in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
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